for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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alone in public pretend to text

alone in public pretend to text

Stranger smiles at you look at ground immediately

Stranger smiles at you look at ground immediately

"Everyone pick a team mate" drops class

Teacher wants you to help the stupid kid Do his work for him

Teacher wants you to help  the stupid kid Do his work for him

Bathroom Requires me to get a key from store clerk Was my vietnam

Bathroom Requires me to get a key from store clerk Was my vietnam

"Hey, what's up?" "Pretty Good"

wake up before anyone else pretend to be asleep when someone walks in

wake up before anyone else pretend to be asleep when someone walks in

indentify completely with socially awkward penguin the world must never know

indentify completely with socially awkward penguin the world must never know

Go to get a haircut Sit the whole time in silence as hair is cut

Go to get a haircut Sit the whole time in silence as hair is cut

trip on own foot look back like something was in the way

trip on own foot
 look back like something was in the way
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