for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica act like a penguin

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica  act like a penguin

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Gets a group quest "Oh well, I guess I'm skipping this one."

Gets a group quest
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