for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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running with backpack on to catch a bus see people - quickly switch to walking

running with backpack on to catch a bus see people - quickly switch to walking

Has problems talking to women Creates Facebook

Has problems talking to women Creates Facebook

Hot girl smiles and waves at you Apologize

Hot girl smiles and waves at you Apologize

Somebody starts repeating a story they already told you before Still let them finish

Somebody starts repeating a story they already told you before Still let them finish

Pizza delivery guy says "enjoy your food" you too

Pizza delivery guy says

Walk behind person who holds 2 doors back to back for you not sure if you should say thank you twice

Walk behind person who holds 2 doors back to back for you not sure if you should say thank you twice

write email to coworkers, read before sending read after sending, just to make sure

write email to coworkers, read before sending read after sending, just to make sure

class presentation - 25% DROP OUT

class presentation - 25% DROP OUT

play frisbee with friends worry about throwing disc to each person equally

play frisbee with friends worry about throwing disc to each person equally

Hold the door for the person behind you End up holding it for the next 10 people

Hold the door for the person behind you End up holding it for the next 10 people
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