for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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put on xbox headset keep on mute the entire time

put on xbox headset keep on mute the entire time

Friend Goes for a pound Grab fist

Friend Goes for a pound Grab fist

Girl offers me gum oh my god my breath must be horrible

Girl offers me gum oh my god my breath must be horrible

Make self-deprecating joke people respond "Aww" instead of laughing

Make self-deprecating joke people respond

Try to make a joke in conversation comes out racist

Try to make a joke in conversation comes out racist

See exceptionally cute girl Depressed for the rest of the day

See exceptionally cute girl Depressed for the rest of the day

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.

enter store act very obviously that you are not stealing anything

enter store act very obviously that you are not stealing anything
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