for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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stuck behind car at a green light refuse to honk

stuck behind car 
at a green light refuse to honk

Meet confident girl out of my league

Meet confident girl out of my league

NEED TO LEAVE WAIT SEVERAL MINUTES FOR A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION TO SAY GOODBYE

NEED TO LEAVE WAIT SEVERAL MINUTES FOR A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION TO SAY GOODBYE

start Clapping at a concert song wasn't over

start Clapping at a concert song wasn't over

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more

Finally get a GF WTF do i do now?

Finally get a GF WTF do i do now?

Bring Sunchips to Work for Lunch Too embarassed to open noisy bag.

Bring Sunchips to Work for Lunch  Too embarassed to open noisy bag.

Has interesting and insightful conversations with friends in head

Has interesting and insightful conversations with friends in head

Say goodbye to stranger in the elevator Doors don't open up right away

Say goodbye to stranger in the elevator Doors don't open up right away

1 Minute late to class skip class

1 Minute late to class skip class
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