for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

somebody farts assume people think it was you

somebody farts assume people think it was you

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

Really cute girls says "you're cute" reply "thanks" and say nothing else

Really cute girls says

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

See girls thong tell her

See girls thong tell her

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize
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