for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  STAR WARS IV: A NEW HOPE. ON DECK IN AMERICAN SOCIETY. WE COULD BE JUST BADASS VIKINGS THOUGH AND BUILD FROM HERE. NO, IT'LL BE A SECRET CIVIL WAR IN THE USA. BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO TARNISH OUR REPUTATION FOR HISTORICAL PURPOSES. IT'S GOING TO GET SO UG Socially Awkward Penguin

981 shares

Get hugged by attractive girl and freeze She notices and says sorry

Get hugged by attractive girl and freeze She notices and says sorry

Food falls off fork put fork in mouth and pretend to eat anyway

Food falls off fork put fork in mouth and pretend to eat anyway

wants human company hates human company

wants human company hates human company

Receives a text message wait 5 minutes to reply to look busy

Receives a text message wait 5 minutes to reply to look busy

friend wants to see what's on your ipod prepare to be judged

friend wants to see what's on your ipod prepare to be judged

car stops at the crosswalk to let you walk by immediately feel as though you have to run at the speed of light as to not inconvenience the driver

car stops at the crosswalk to let you walk by immediately feel as though you have to run at the speed of light as to not inconvenience the driver

Staying at girlfriend's parents house for the first time holds in poo for 4 days

Staying at girlfriend's parents house for the first time holds in poo for 4 days

make all the same turns as the car ahead of you Put on turn signals early so they don't think you're following them on purpose

make all the same turns as the car ahead of you Put on turn signals early so they don't think you're following them on purpose

Applying for a job that needs references probably wouldn't have gotten the Job anyway

Applying for a job that needs references  probably wouldn't have gotten the Job anyway

friend talking to you while peeing cant pee Pretend you did and come back later to actually pee

friend talking to you while peeing cant pee Pretend you did and come back later to actually pee
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?