for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  STAR WARS IV: A NEW HOPE. ON DECK IN AMERICAN SOCIETY. WE COULD BE JUST BADASS VIKINGS THOUGH AND BUILD FROM HERE. NO, IT'LL BE A SECRET CIVIL WAR IN THE USA. BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO TARNISH OUR REPUTATION FOR HISTORICAL PURPOSES. IT'S GOING TO GET SO UG Socially Awkward Penguin

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spends eight minutes writing and editing the perfect comment doesn't post, goes back to browsing

spends eight minutes writing and editing the perfect comment doesn't post, goes back to browsing

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five

Can't tell if socially awkward or just considerate, respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.

Can't tell if socially awkward or just considerate,  respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.

Sees neighbors outside talking waits by the door for them to leave before going outside

Sees neighbors outside talking  waits by the door for them to leave before going outside

Texting girl before the date Runs out of interesting things to say on the date

Texting girl before the date Runs out of interesting things to say on the date

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send

about to order pizza rehearse out loud before calling

about to order pizza rehearse out loud before calling

Pretends everyone is nude while giving a speech Gets a BONER

Pretends everyone is nude while giving a speech Gets a BONER

"let's go around the room and introduce ourselves" rehearse something in head to sound awesome, says something completely dumb instead

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