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for the record penguin - USA CHRISTIANITIES MASTER PLAN WAS TO MAKE EVERYONE AS DUMB AS A ROCK SO THE PASTORS AND POLITICIANS COULD CONTROL EVERYONE BETTER. THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE IF THE PASTORS AND POLITICIANS WERE THE SMARTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. THEY AREN'T THOUGH. AVERAGE OR BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE FOR MOST USA POLITICI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

"Our online ordering service is temporarily down. Please call us to place your pizza order." starve

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Someone tells you to stop apologizing Say Sorry

Someone tells you to stop apologizing  Say Sorry

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

Realize you're walking the wrong way pretend to read text message before turning around

Realize you're walking the wrong way pretend to read text message before turning around

get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know who you are

get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know who you are

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day
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