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We get less intelligent every generation Because modern medicine has made being stupid less fatal, and stupid people have more kids
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The first letter in penis, boobs, and vagina all look like the word they represent
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Arcades that award tickets and prizes are casinos for kids
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the Year 2013 first year since 1987 to have four different numbers
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Mini Vans have sliding doors So little kids dont ding other cars
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Caffeine is only in soda To replace cocaine
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Disneyland Is a people trap, built by a mouse.
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They are called cents because that's what percentage of a dollar they are
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