for the record penguin

for the record penguin - MESSING WITH A LIBERAL CEO IS LIKE MESSING WITH BJ PENN. IN A SOCIETY WHERE PEOPLE ARE HANDED EVERYTHING AT A HIGH RANKING LEVEL, THAT CEO KNOWS HOW TO BEAT THE SYSTEM. 99% OF ACTUAL LIBERALS(NOT POLITICIANS) HAVE NO CLUE HOW THE USA WORKS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Foreign Dish on Menu Looks Delicious Can't pronounce it, order cheeseburger instead

Foreign Dish on Menu Looks Delicious Can't pronounce it, order cheeseburger instead

have to read writing out-loud in creative writing class Drop & find new creative outlet

have to read writing out-loud in creative writing class Drop & find new creative outlet

Taking loud crap in bathroom, someone walks in Wait till they walk out so they can't see who you are

Taking loud crap in bathroom, someone walks in  Wait till they walk out so they can't see who you are

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU

"Dude, stop apologising so much" Oh, sorry

Person you are talking to starts talking to someone else back away slowly

Person you are talking to starts talking to someone else back away slowly

See SAP Meme in class don't upvote in case people are watching your screen

See SAP Meme in class don't upvote in case people are watching your screen

Receive a text from a Really hot girl; Read it immediately Did not respond for half an hour to seem cool

Receive a text from a Really hot girl; Read it immediately Did not respond for half an hour to seem cool

Teacher calls name on roll has prepared for this moment for the past ten minutes

Teacher calls name on roll has prepared for this moment for the past ten minutes

Walks into class early, only teacher is there Leave and wait till more students arrive so you won't have to talk to her

Walks into class early, only teacher is there Leave and wait till more students arrive so you won't have to talk to her
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