for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE WORLD JUST WANTS A WORTHY ADVERSARY IN THE USA THE USA IS JUST GOING TO NUKE THE WORLD IF THEY SCREW UP BAD ENOUGH ANYWAYS. MIGHT AS WELL BE RESPECTABLE IF AMERICANS WANT TO BE THE WORLD LEADERS. THE MORE THE USA SABOTAGES PEOPLE AND USES PROPAGANDA THE MORE LIKELY THE PLANET WILL NOT EXIST. IT BETTER Socially Awkward Penguin

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meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

"Can you sign my yearbook?" No idea what to write

"You type really fast" "Yeah... I spend a lot of time on the computer"

Open door for someone says "thank you"

Open door for someone says

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

people watching me walk sudden loss of motor skills

people watching me walk sudden loss of 
motor skills
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