for the record penguin

for the record penguin - LIFE PROVE WHY YOU DESERVE SOMETHING. PEOPLE WITH AUTHORITY TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY WHAT YOU HAVE TO PROVE. YOU PROVE IT AND YOU GET MORE XP(EXPERIENCE POINTS). THAT'S HOW LIFE SHOULD WORK.........BUT IT DOESN'T(USA). THE USA LOVES ITS PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hang out with two friends who've never met eachother still the third wheel

Hang out with two friends who've never met eachother still the third wheel

sees friend walking in the distance looks down until they are close enough to say hi

sees friend walking in the distance looks down until they are close enough to say hi

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before

Sees awkward moment on tv changes the channel out of empathy

Sees awkward moment on tv changes the channel out of empathy

ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story slowly inch away and hope they stop talking

ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story  slowly inch away and hope they stop talking

I'm sorry for being so apologetic

I'm sorry for being so apologetic

can't understand someone during a conversation laughs and says "yeah" and hopes it's the correct response for what they said

can't understand someone during a conversation laughs and says

"You apologize too much." I'M Sorry

delivery man rings doorbell stays perfectly silent until they leave, then picks up package from porch

delivery man rings doorbell stays perfectly silent until they leave, then picks up package from porch
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