for the record penguin

for the record penguin - LIFE PROVE WHY YOU DESERVE SOMETHING. PEOPLE WITH AUTHORITY TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY WHAT YOU HAVE TO PROVE. YOU PROVE IT AND YOU GET MORE XP(EXPERIENCE POINTS). THAT'S HOW LIFE SHOULD WORK.........BUT IT DOESN'T(USA). THE USA LOVES ITS PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

"ok class, let's get to know each other. Each of you stand up and introduce yourselves." kill me now

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom "That's OK, I'll come back later."

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

someone else in bathroom abort mission

someone else in bathroom abort mission

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car
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