for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THANK GOD THE NAZIS DIDN'T HAVE NUCLEAR WARHEADS IN WWII WHAT IF IN 2014 THERE WAS A COUNTRY THAT WERE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY NAZIS AND THEY HAD THOUSANDS OF NUCLEAR WARHEADS? PEOPLE ONLY VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE THEY HATE THE MUPPET AGENDA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs

Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second

Accidentally hits girl in the face Says "Thank You" instead of "sorry"

Accidentally hits girl in the face  Says

Teacher is taking atendance heart rate rapidly increaces in anticipation of saying "Here"

Teacher is taking atendance heart rate rapidly increaces in anticipation of saying

"Can you start reading the next paragraph to the class?" heart rate: 300 BPM

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing

Girl shows you pictures Of her facebook Pretend like you're seeing them for the first time

Girl shows you pictures  Of her facebook Pretend like you're seeing  them for the first time

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever
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