for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THANK GOD THE NAZIS DIDN'T HAVE NUCLEAR WARHEADS IN WWII WHAT IF IN 2014 THERE WAS A COUNTRY THAT WERE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY NAZIS AND THEY HAD THOUSANDS OF NUCLEAR WARHEADS? PEOPLE ONLY VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE THEY HATE THE MUPPET AGENDA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

Hugs Cute girl Boner

Hugs Cute girl Boner

everyday i'm mumblin'

everyday i'm mumblin'

"Class participation is 10% of everyone's grade" Maybe I can still get a 90

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door
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