for the record penguin

for the record penguin - BEST METALCORE ALBUMS OF ALL TIME (WAVE OF THE FUTURE) 1. ALL THAT REMAINS-FALL OF IDEALS 2. SHADOWS FALL- FIRE FROM THE SKY 3. KILLSWITCH ENGAGE- THE END OF HEARTACHE 4. TRIVIUM- ASCENDANCY 5. SHADOWS FALL- RETRIBUTION Socially Awkward Penguin

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Trying to describe black friend Avoid use of the word "black"

Trying to describe black friend Avoid use of the word

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card

Phone rings while holding it doesn't pick up immediately to pretend being busy

Phone rings while holding it doesn't pick up immediately to pretend being busy

Trys to hold back sneeze in quiet environment Makes awful alien like noise that gets everyones attention

Trys to hold back sneeze in quiet environment Makes awful alien like noise that gets everyones attention

Call someone check voice while ringing so it doesn't sound funny

Call someone check voice while ringing so it doesn't sound funny

Came out of handicap stall guy in wheelchair was waiting

Came out of handicap stall guy in wheelchair was waiting

Co-worker calls you by the wrong name Fuck it, I guess i'm "Alex" now.

Co-worker calls you by the wrong name Fuck it, I guess i'm

No empty double seats on bus, sits next to stranger Another seat becomes empty, doesn't take it for fear of offending current seat-mate

No empty double seats on bus, sits next to stranger Another seat becomes empty, doesn't take it for fear of offending current seat-mate

Hair cut isn't right "OH YEAH THAT'S NICE THANKS"

Hair cut isn't right

Finishes giving presentation to class Claps with them at the end

Finishes giving presentation to class Claps with them at the end
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