My boyfriend everybody

My boyfriend everybody - GETS SHITFACED DRUNK, KICKS ME OUT OF FLAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, DEMANDS ME TO PAY FOR HIS TAXI, GETS INTO FIGHT WITH TAXI DRIVER, I GET NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AND 4 HOURS OF SLEEP BEFORE WORK DEMANDS ANAL NEXT NIGHT Scumbag Steve

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Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros plays as kirby

Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros plays as kirby

meets your new girlfriend "you need to let me hit that after you're done"

meets your new girlfriend

Leaves you a voicemail *click*

Leaves you a voicemail *click*

Sees that you just vacuumed Promptly opens a nature valley granola bar

Sees that you just vacuumed Promptly opens a nature valley granola bar

eats all the cereal puts empty box back in pantry

eats all the cereal puts empty box back in pantry

Tells you something extraordinary Laughs at you for believing

Tells you something extraordinary Laughs at you for believing

is Told his zipper is down "Why you looking bro?"

is Told his zipper is down

Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes

Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes

goes through your phone contacts renames mom to dealer

goes through your phone contacts renames mom to dealer

Tries to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful Calls her a bitch

Tries to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful Calls her a bitch
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