for the record penguin

for the record penguin - WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AMERICANS BEING PATRIOTIC? IT'S A CATCH ALL THING WITH EVERYONE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE PATRIOTIC, MAKE A DEGREE IN PATRIOTISM OR SOMETHING. THEN PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY FORGE A PHONY PATRIOTISM DEGREE. NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING PATRIOTIC. JUST KNOW YOUR STUFF. KNOW WHY YOU'RE PATRIOTI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Use cough to cover fart in class Cough way too early

Use cough to cover fart in class Cough way too early

hates being the center of attention number 1 desire in life

hates being the center of attention number 1 desire in life

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

doorbell rings hide

doorbell rings hide

"HERE, HOLD THE BABY" NO WAY, THAT IS TOO MUCH GOD DAMN PRESSURE

needs 30 minutes for a 2 sentence text message

needs 30 minutes for a 2 sentence text message

Introduce GIrl you like to friends, be nervous she won't like them oh no, she likes them too much

Introduce GIrl you like to friends, be nervous she won't like them oh no, she likes them too much

falls off the treadmill starts doing crunches

falls off the treadmill starts doing crunches

Needs to record new voicemail greeting Writes script and rehearses an hour beforehand

Needs to record new voicemail greeting Writes script and rehearses an hour beforehand

Press wrong button on crowded elevator get off on wrong floor

Press wrong button on crowded elevator get off on wrong floor
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