Self Checkout Problems

Self Checkout Problems - OH, YOU'RE USING THE SELF CHECKOUT AND YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF COUPONS, PRODUCE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE CODES FOR, THIS IS APPARENTLY YOUR FIRST TIME USING AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH TOUCH SCREEN TECHNOLOGY, AND YOU'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH HOW TO PROPERLY SWIPE YOU PLEASE, TAKE YOUR TIME SO I CAN HOLD YOUR HAND WHILE YOU'RE SLOWLY DRAGGING YOURSELF INTO THE 21ST CENTURY.  Condescending Wonka

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Oh, you have a big loud muffler? your civic must go so fast

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Oh, you're a freshman and pre-med? Should I call you Dr. 
from now?

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Oh you own a nikon? You must be a great photographer.

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God doesn't make mistakes? Tell me again about why  he flooded the earth.

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Oh you're better at your job then your co-worker cashiers? you must be glad your masters degree finally starts paying off

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You have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe? Tell me again how I'm so arrogant.

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Oh, you have a cross tattoo You must know a lot about Christianity
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