Am I the only one who this happens to?
Happens all the time
Scumbag brain, scum bagging every night...
Yeah of course...! Wait did I...?!
Scumbag Brain on books
Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am
you have object in one hand and food in the other makes you eat object
HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes
Notices you're standing close to the edge of a very high place and don't want to fall Makes your legs shake
Oh, you just drank an absurd amount of alcohol and went to bed at 4am? Let's wake up at 7:30
Laugh more daily