9236 shares
Gets axe stuck in leg "Pass the duct tape and paper towels, I'm not done"
91,548 shares
Gets pulled over by cop Lets cop off with a warning.
254,751 shares
Morning Wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock
479,753 shares
nicotine patches? You mean bitch stickers?
453,847 shares
Me: "One sec, I have to grab my scarf" Dad: "You mean your beard?"
412,913 shares
Wire strippers? You mean my finger nails?
260,141 shares
Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure
200,108 shares
children? You mean fuck trophies?
571,561 shares
Wears protective cup For the safety of others
404,229 shares
Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?
197,333 shares
Laugh more daily
