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He stole my Finding Nemo blanket? He'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight
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girl took my juicebox? put a my little pony head in her crib
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Who the fuck is Simon? I'm the one who gives the orders around here
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he took my nose ill take his kneecaps
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I want his whole family dead, you hear me? Dead
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just when i thought i was out of the crib they pull me back in
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