Scumbag Roommate

Scumbag Roommate - TAKES RIDES FROM YOU TO CLASS, GO GROCERY SHOPPING AND DO LAUNDRY THROUGHOUT WHOLE SEMESTER AND EVEN ASKS TO BORROW YOUR CAR A FEW TIMES YOUR TRANSMISSION BREAKS IN THE LAST WEEK OF CLASSES AND HE DOESN'T FEEL

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Comes over and Clogs your toilet leaves without telling you

Comes over and Clogs your toilet leaves without telling you

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight

Just missed his call and called back right away Doesn't Answer

Just missed his call and called back right away Doesn't Answer

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass

Knows his lane ends and needs to merge Speeds up and tries to get one spot closer

Knows his lane ends and needs to merge Speeds up and tries to get one spot closer

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him

Breaks something of yours says "o well, it was a piece of shit anyway"

Breaks something of yours says

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person
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