Scumbag Roommate

Scumbag Roommate - TAKES RIDES FROM YOU TO CLASS, GO GROCERY SHOPPING AND DO LAUNDRY THROUGHOUT WHOLE SEMESTER AND EVEN ASKS TO BORROW YOUR CAR A FEW TIMES YOUR TRANSMISSION BREAKS IN THE LAST WEEK OF CLASSES AND HE DOESN'T FEEL

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Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic

Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic

"Don't worry about directions, just follow me" Runs a red light

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.

Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it

Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast

Sees you talking to the girl you like "Why don't you guys just fuck already?"

Sees you talking to the girl you like

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space
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