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Try to take keys away from a drunk at a party He's mormon, sober and walks like that because of Muscular Dystrophy.
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First date with a girl ex is our waitress
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Doesn't have any bad exes Because i've never had a girlfriend
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Texting hot girl Wait 2 minutes before answering to seem like you have a life
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Ask girl on date, she answers "why not?" Actually gives her a valid reason not to go
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Hot girl i have a crush on asks me to do something tonight invites her over to watch jeopardy with my mom
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enrolls in beginners yoga class to meet girls rips 130 decibel fart as class assumes first pose
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Finally managed to bring a girl home Farts freely in the morning not realizing she stayed the night
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Found courage to talk to cute deaf girl in class who can read lips Asks what her favorite band is
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Runs into cute girl several times near the rest room Wow, looks like our pee cycles are synchronized
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