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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,006 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,581 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,218 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,808 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,355 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,303 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,934 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,021 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,875 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,163 shares
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