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Writes heartfelt status wishing happy birthday to her mom who doesn't have facebook
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Posts mysteriously depressed status Doesn't want to talk about it when asked what's wrong
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eats a sandwich posts instagram photo of it
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"omg shark week can't wait lololol!" doesn't actually watch shark week
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Single for one day Acts like she has been alone for forever
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Tells people she is over her past relationship Continuously posts sad song lyrics about her past relationship
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yeah those 1990s problems sucked! born in 1998
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Constantly posts inspirational quotes and pictures Has been out of high school for six years, hasn't done anything
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gets engaged updates status before calling parents
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