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build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life
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Girlfriend insulting her family? Join in.
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Want more breaks while at work start smoking
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If the girl/guy you like doesn't text you back keep texting them until they do, they'll admire your perseverance
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If you preface any insult with "no offense" you can say as many hurtful things as you want
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Trying to figure out where to take your girl for valentines day dinner? chicks love hooters
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You know what will save your relationship? A baby
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girlfriend hinting a breakup? get her name tattooed on you, it'll make her fall back in love with you
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