9331 shares
Felt today's earthquake Doesn't spam reddit and facebook about it
15,871 shares
Is mad that he spend the whole weekend in front of the computer blames himself, not the internet
14,610 shares
Has a girlfriend doesn't make out with her in front of everybody
21,442 shares
Sees you need help with girl Gets number for JaKucha!
10,965 shares
Notices it's your birthday while on Facebook Calls
93,879 shares
sees you're not having fun at party introduces you to your future wife
21,778 shares
Calls shotgun on the way there gives it to you on the way back
19,304 shares
Bro you don't need to freeze that ridiculous brick of ice You can just use my shower
153,227 shares
Puts in 2 week notice works hard for those 2 weeks
13,249 shares
Walking side by side with friend on narrow sidewalk moves behind friend to make room for others passing
41,577 shares
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