9146 shares
Seals are just dog-mermaids
182,260 shares
Planets and people are both 70% water "Dude we are like miniature planets."
153,158 shares
what size pizza do you want? "medium-rare"
281,620 shares
Tries to use burrito as remote
58,118 shares
dude, turn the tv down. don't wanna waste sound.
182,436 shares
Orders at Subway "I'll have a football meatlong"
221,827 shares
Orders food at McDonald's "How many does it cost?"
42,943 shares
Yo, how high are you? 5'11"
113,814 shares
How would you like your pancakes? Scrambled
69,762 shares
eats easymac without adding cheese powder eats the cheese powder by itself
33,865 shares
Laugh more daily
