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Phone rings in library doesn't recognize own ringtone
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The snooze button the only thing i tap
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Get text from cute girl Wake up
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pick partners for chemistry lab get's paired with teacher
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Make comic about how crazy girls are have no idea what i'm talking about
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Car pulls into driveway Only using it to turn around
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never get texts or calls at least my phone battery lasts a week
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Promises to tell all his friends about the great service Has no friends, posts to reddit instead
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Noise Canceling Headphones Nothing to cancel
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No email checks spam
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