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I was in my womb minding my own business when all of a sudden "WOOSH" the screeming starts and I pop out like a watermelon seed!

I was in my womb minding my own business when all of a sudden

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so then i said "no, this little piggys going to the bar

so then i said

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Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

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And then I says to her, I says, No, I got nose. YOUR

And then I says to her, I says, No, I got nose. YOUR

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So I'm sitting there, sucking on a nice pair of tits, And the next thing I know, I wake up somewhere I've never seen and I've shit my pants

So I'm sitting there, sucking on a nice pair of tits, And the next thing I know, I wake up somewhere I've never seen and I've shit my pants

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