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Gets sticky fingers from stale donuts "I'll just use the condensation from my MT.dew can to wipe them off"
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When I'm home alone, I always work out naked because that way I end up doing less laundry
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Made it through the winter With one pair of jeans
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Out of milk for cereal Uses melted icecream
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Out of Plates? No worries, the rotating disc in the microwave will serve
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Finally get out of bed To go lay on couch
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comes home from vacation lives out of suitcase till all clothes are dirty
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Wears a sweater all day Doesn't change shirt the next day because no one saw it
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Should take a shower to get rid of bedhead Nah, I'll just wear a hat
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Notices teeth are dirty scraped them with fingernail
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