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I want to push you down the stairs so you break your legs and call in Then i could cuddle you allllll day
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Comes over for sex Takes the condom when she leaves
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Wow, We've been dating for nine months. We could have had a baby by now.
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I'm making you something really nice for your birthday A baby
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IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing interest in me
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I tell all my girlfriends you have a tiny penis so none of them will hit on you
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you're not allowed to wear sunglasses because i need to be able to see if you're looking at other girls
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I got you a GPS car tracking device for your birthday so if you ever get lost I can find you
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i know that you were ordering your food but i hate that you were talking to the waitress
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I'm angry because you gave that girl more attention than me. Even if it was medical attention.
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