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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
331,753 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
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Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
148,661 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
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Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,373 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,574 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,349 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,027 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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