9316 shares
Went past a cop wasn't speeding
61,042 shares
went to art museum naked paintings
296,806 shares
Got drunk last night woke up in time for Mcdonald's breakfast
47,240 shares
don't know a question on a test answer is in another question
775,524 shares
Took someone's laundry by accident Brought it back
26,542 shares
Boss comes in office i'm actually doing work
114,666 shares
Farts silently Doesn't smell
50,636 shares
Switch lanes Miss all the reflectors
80,156 shares
thought i only had one beer left two left
22,521 shares
GPS ARRIVAL TIME 2:38 ARRIVE AT 2:37
16,079 shares
Laugh more daily
