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Showered after both roommates Still had hot water
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Got all of my textbooks as free pdfs
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washer broke used google, youtube, and amazon to fix it myself for $3.97
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born male no periods
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didn't get sick during my holiday vacation got the flu when it was time to go back to work
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Asked wife her new years resolutions Have sex with me more
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Went to the bathroom during dinner Food is ready on the table when you come back
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emails resume to wrong guy guy so impressed he hires you, anyway
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woke up in the middle of an awesome dream the dream continued when i went back to sleep
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Jokingly invited girl over for end of the world sex she came over for end of the world sex
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