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Checks student email "well that's enough homework for today"
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In exam, question says: If you answered yes, explain why. change answer to no.
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Asks to use the bathroom during class Comes back a week later
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Takes Adderall to write paper Super fast Reddit browsing
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Didn't hand in first assignment Well no point going to the rest of the classes now
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80% chance of rain? 0% chance of going to class
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Can explain every rule for every drinking game imaginable Still hasn't memorized student id number
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Walk into class Someone in 'your' seat walk out of class
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7 day extension on essay deadline 6 days off!
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Maybe I should just go to class There's nothing on TV
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