Don't make authors angry

Don't make authors angry - I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE AUTHORS ANGRY, BUT WHEN I DO THEY WRITE ME INTO A BOOK AS A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN LISTENING TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC. (DON'T MAKE AUTHORS ANGRY!) The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

I don't always crave chick-fil-a but when I do, it's on a sunday

I don't always crave chick-fil-a but when I do, it's on a sunday

I don't always sing popular songs out loud but when I do, I mumble during the verses

I don't always sing popular songs out loud but when I do, I mumble during the verses

I don't always get Friend zoned but when I do, I get benefits

I don't always get Friend zoned but when I do, I get benefits

I don't always microwave my pizza pockets but when I do, I burn the holy fuck out of my mouth

I don't always microwave my pizza pockets but when I do, I burn the holy fuck out of my mouth

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart

I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket

I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon
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