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I told him we could have a Clonetrooper threesome in the basement He took a picture and said "BRB"
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i told him i want kids he called me pedobear
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showed him my new lingerie Demanded i put more in comments
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I wrote him an e-mail explaining how neglected and unappreciated I felt and how much I love him TL;DR
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I thought he'd be glad if i got him some ice-cream he said i was ugly
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He got 50 upvotes now he expects me to fix him a bowl of cheerios
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I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said, "too long; didn't read."
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Asked him what he would like for dinner told me he'd faponit and get back to me
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I wanted to try a new sex position He wanted to Faponit
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I reminded him it was my 30th birthday he told me to quit being a karma whore
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