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front page is too mainstream I only hang out in the new queue
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thinks he's culturally & intellectually superior to you trust fund baby who dropped out of college
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common cold? too mainstream
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Dresses to look different Looks like everyone else
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Why would I drink PBR? It tastes like shit
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only downloads the very newest music on itunes the beatles
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Been using this new mode of transportation called the subway. You probably haven't heard of it. It's pretty underground.
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Just got done blogging about the rise of corporate America Shuts down macbook and finishes starbucks
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Taco Bell? I only eat authentic mexican Chipotle
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