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Dad, where's mom? What do you mean? She's not in the kitchen Get my gun.
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Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!
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Dad, my balloon popped!!! Why do you think you're here? What? Rubber breaks.
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Dad, I knocked over and broke your... Son I don't care, I just don't... ...your bottle of scotch. Start running now son, NOW!
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Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...
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Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!
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Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!
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Dad, all of the boys from school are in the yard! All of them? Yes... My milkshakes!
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Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.
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Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.
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