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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
331,997 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,514 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
148,903 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
58,121 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
74,295 shares
internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,540 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,817 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,550 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,213 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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