Ally sucks

Ally sucks - I'M LUCKY THAT I WAS NEVER BIG IN THE SUMMER DURING MY PREGNANCIES. NOT THAT YOU'RE BIG, YOU LOOK GREAT, I WAS BIG. WELL, NOT THAT BIG BECAUSE I KNOW I JUST SAID I DIDN'T GET BIG IN THE SUMMER, BUT I DID GET BIG. JUST NOT UNTIL THE END. WELL, I DID GET BI OMG, ALLYSON. SHUT THE HELL UP Socially Awkward Penguin

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In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.

In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.

How would you like your hair sir? I would like it shorter.

How would you like your hair sir? I would like it shorter.

goes to store and doesnt buy anything walks out trying not to act like you're stealing anything

goes to store and doesnt buy anything walks out trying not to act like you're stealing anything

at hot girls party plays with the dog for hours

at hot girls party plays with the dog for  hours

is texting someone waits 3 minutes between texts so as to not seem desperate

is texting someone waits 3 minutes between texts so as to not seem desperate

accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart

accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices

Friend talks to someone You don't know Just stand there in silence

Friend talks to someone
You don't know Just stand there in silence

Accidentally dials wrong number Doesn't speak, waits for other person to hang up.

Accidentally dials wrong number Doesn't speak, waits for other person to hang up.

Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living?

Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living?
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