Ally sucks

Ally sucks - I'M LUCKY THAT I WAS NEVER BIG IN THE SUMMER DURING MY PREGNANCIES. NOT THAT YOU'RE BIG, YOU LOOK GREAT, I WAS BIG. WELL, NOT THAT BIG BECAUSE I KNOW I JUST SAID I DIDN'T GET BIG IN THE SUMMER, BUT I DID GET BIG. JUST NOT UNTIL THE END. WELL, I DID GET BI OMG, ALLYSON. SHUT THE HELL UP Socially Awkward Penguin

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"Thank you, have a great night." 10:30 AM

Resceptionist: "Your appointment with the doctor is on tuesday the 19th at 4" Me: "am or pm"?

Resceptionist:

has a crush on a girl Sends Giberish text pretending sat on phone to initiate conversation

has a crush on a girl Sends Giberish text pretending sat on phone to initiate conversation

receive gift from distant relative "you should call and say thank you!" FUCK

receive gift from distant relative

Switch to another tab when boss passes by tab is still unrelated to work

Switch to another tab when boss passes by tab is still unrelated to work

React in a socially acceptable manner Get excited about it

React in a socially acceptable manner Get excited about it

move your things off a seat to let someone sit down they don't sit down

move your things off a seat to let someone sit down they don't sit down

Cute girl: Wanna study for finals with me? "Nah, I study better alone"

Cute girl: Wanna study for finals with me?

Gets dressed up to go out. Too self conscious to talk to anyone. Looks like a huge bitch.

Gets dressed up to go out.
Too self conscious to talk to anyone. Looks like a huge bitch.

Calling customer support, gonna be aggressive to get what you want... Cute sounding girl answers the phone, must talk nicely to her.

Calling customer support, gonna be aggressive to get what you want... Cute sounding girl answers the phone, must talk nicely to her.
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