Ally sucks

Ally sucks - I'M LUCKY THAT I WAS NEVER BIG IN THE SUMMER DURING MY PREGNANCIES. NOT THAT YOU'RE BIG, YOU LOOK GREAT, I WAS BIG. WELL, NOT THAT BIG BECAUSE I KNOW I JUST SAID I DIDN'T GET BIG IN THE SUMMER, BUT I DID GET BIG. JUST NOT UNTIL THE END. WELL, I DID GET BI OMG, ALLYSON. SHUT THE HELL UP Socially Awkward Penguin

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Use cough to cover fart in class Cough way too early

Use cough to cover fart in class Cough way too early

hates being the center of attention number 1 desire in life

hates being the center of attention number 1 desire in life

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

doorbell rings hide

doorbell rings hide

"HERE, HOLD THE BABY" NO WAY, THAT IS TOO MUCH GOD DAMN PRESSURE

needs 30 minutes for a 2 sentence text message

needs 30 minutes for a 2 sentence text message

Introduce GIrl you like to friends, be nervous she won't like them oh no, she likes them too much

Introduce GIrl you like to friends, be nervous she won't like them oh no, she likes them too much

falls off the treadmill starts doing crunches

falls off the treadmill starts doing crunches

Needs to record new voicemail greeting Writes script and rehearses an hour beforehand

Needs to record new voicemail greeting Writes script and rehearses an hour beforehand

Press wrong button on crowded elevator get off on wrong floor

Press wrong button on crowded elevator get off on wrong floor
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