Ally sucks

Ally sucks - I'M LUCKY THAT I WAS NEVER BIG IN THE SUMMER DURING MY PREGNANCIES. NOT THAT YOU'RE BIG, YOU LOOK GREAT, I WAS BIG. WELL, NOT THAT BIG BECAUSE I KNOW I JUST SAID I DIDN'T GET BIG IN THE SUMMER, BUT I DID GET BIG. JUST NOT UNTIL THE END. WELL, I DID GET BI OMG, ALLYSON. SHUT THE HELL UP Socially Awkward Penguin

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Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

Hugs Cute girl Boner

Hugs Cute girl Boner

everyday i'm mumblin'

everyday i'm mumblin'

"Class participation is 10% of everyone's grade" Maybe I can still get a 90

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door
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