Ally sucks

Ally sucks - I'M LUCKY THAT I WAS NEVER BIG IN THE SUMMER DURING MY PREGNANCIES. NOT THAT YOU'RE BIG, YOU LOOK GREAT, I WAS BIG. WELL, NOT THAT BIG BECAUSE I KNOW I JUST SAID I DIDN'T GET BIG IN THE SUMMER, BUT I DID GET BIG. JUST NOT UNTIL THE END. WELL, I DID GET BI OMG, ALLYSON. SHUT THE HELL UP Socially Awkward Penguin

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Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween Decides not to go to a party

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween  Decides not to go to a party

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing

Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why

Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid

Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.

Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.
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