11,050 shares
Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
76,002 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,499 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,541 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,406 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,365 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
179,044 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,101 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,328 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
67,876 shares
Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
21,352 shares
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